Classroom News

absent / semi absent list!!!
1. rong luo - semi absent(stomach pain)
2. daxton - absent (i have no idea why)

so before getting in todays's news i will introduce a new feature to uhh absent list, so like theres semi absent and absent and uhh semi absent is like you came to school, and like uhh you got like stomach pain in the middle of the day (using rong luo as an example) and like have to go home and thats what i call semi absent!!!! so uhhh yeah so today, uhh the teacher english teacher made a sentence for like phrases and like it was this: uhh i forgot it was like an obese man and something with the lines of terrorist and like [classified] wrote it down and like showed the teacher and the teacher said uhh dont show to your mom and like just changed the sentence without the lines of terrorist so yeah and thats basically it.

--MOSES'S POV (everything below here is made by moses not edited by me) ---

Then [classified] was came and say what am I doing and I lied to him saying I was uhh doing my homework ? then he just saw a little of this news that I was writing and he just dashed towards me grabbing this paper that I was writing this news. Little does he knows, behind this paper was my English homework. I was like uhh ?this is my homework and if teacher scold me, I will blame on you!?.

So he kept saying ?im sorry im sorry Im sorry? then I went outside the art room and he followed me outside the art room and tear my homework :( I hope ms komal don’t scold me :) then the 2 of the year 2 students and a year 4 student play with rubber band like slingshot. Then mr Jaden confiscate it

so uhh there wont be homework and absent lists here since moses is writing it also btw this is going to be like moses's diary so yeah heres the news:

News 5 Today a lot happen:

During PE class, we did the random back to back activity where you need to walk from start of the Games Hall to the end or until halfway also can. I demonstrated. It was awkward. Then after PE during breakfast nothing happen actually. After breakfast time during Malay class, about 30% of the students in 6Emerald class kena. They got sick for no reason and some even vomited in the boys toilet. Then 2 people later went home. Then during maths class, the admin from the ground floor teacher’s office came up and check on us only some check the temperature. Ofc I didn’t. After that, the admin went back downstairs and the principal came and tell us not to share food. It could be bc of the spicy food yesterday a girl in our class gave us. But it all happened after PE so idk what caused this infection. Then lunch nothing happened. After lunch during English class, our English teacher also talked about the infection js for a while. Then started the English lessons. Today English class is kinda funny lmao the teacher herself is funny. The way she talks and the way she act today in English class. It’s so funny lmao. Then [classified] told me that her friend told her she was pregnant and whattt!?!?!?!?!?! After that, during Tutorial, we played and half way through tutorial, the honesty kiosk teacher aka my maths teacher. Honesty Kiosk is a kiosk located at the 1st floor outside the girls bathroom in front of year 3 topaz classroom. This kiosk is you need to be honest and pay for the snacks there. There are no changes. Once you put the money in the piggy bank, you can’t take it out. And you can’t ask teacher to open the box and give you change cannot. ok now back to the news. I wannabe a honesty kiosk member so we all need to discuss in the art/science room. Idk why this year so many people want to join. We discuss for so long until after the 15min break time :( but we all need a second discussion next time bc no time. After all the yapping uhhh I mean discussing, it’s Axcel Programme. We didn’t do any activity today. Only do the Chinese New Year drama (this drama only for year 5&6) so yeah it went horribly bad. My group all not being frfr. Just play play and my voice is rosak today. Can’t go on my high pitch voice. Then after all the playing, we go back to classroom and getting ready for dismissal. And I stole my friend back again. Then during daycare, uhh nothing really happened so yeah that’s all for today bye bye.

absent / semi-absent list:
1. yona (absent)

homework:
i dunno

so Uhh this was delayed because I was lazy. anyways lets start:
[b_classified] thinks that the rooster is named cock which is true but not recommended Cuz he said I eat Cock everyday! so unfortunately yeah. then at English time, the class monitor accidentally said hema instead of Komal!also [b- classified] got his thumb punctured because he played with the Spikey sticks also if I write the news Weirdly, idk why but yeah. and thats it!

absent / semi-absent list(0):
1. vernon
2. yona
3. i think somebody i forgot
homework:
art thing (cubist drawing)
science project (in google classroom)
ict tinkercad thing (in google classroom)

so uhh i will update the news format, now there will be [classified_g] and [classified_b] so uhhh [classified_g] will be the girl and [classified_b] will be the boy so uhh yeah...

heres the news:
[classified_b] has been talking to [classified_g] alot lately...

today it's chinese new year! and your wondering, why this news does not have absent and homework lists? its because I am going to do whatsapp news update because holiday and im bored so yeah.

so uhh boyi was playing dress to impress in roblox: https://gladosb5.pythonanywhere.com/uploads/gladus_f764a2de.jpg

Image from Michelle in whatsapp

absent / semi-absent list(0):
1. none!
homework:
theres no homework i think

so today, in english class, the teacher said that we were going to have chinese new year homework before spelling and said whoever gets lower than 17 will get more chinese new year homework so we were pretty scared, then after spelling, the teacher said it was a prank and there was no chinese new year homework! after that during math class, the teacher (that had a meltdown during the class) gave us presents! so we said thank youand i think i got candy and maybe other people got money so yeah. and thats the news for today!!! and the last news for this week because we have chinese new year so ydah!!!

absent / semi-absent list (3):
1. rong luo (absent)
2. manesha (absent)
3. daxton (absent)
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homework today:
1. math workbook all the way to page 38 and like if you dont do teacher will give you 100000 pages of cny homework
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so uhh before getting in i added homework today for absent students!!!! hooray so yeah and also the --- for organization so yeah lets begin...
so today uhh our seat arrangement changed... AGAIN!1!! like here is the seat arrangement thing: https://gladosb5.pythonanywhere.com/uploads/gladus_042e990b.png

so yeah after breakfast, [classified] and [classified] got next to each other and started talking and then some dude just closed the curtain trapping them together lmao (also boy and girl) so yeah...

then [t_classified] had a breakdown while talking to [classified] and [classified] about like not doing other class's homework in math class and like she became angry and like told everyone to not do homework, blah blah blahkbjlsbjlslbhj and yeah

then [classified] told [classified] that even his crush hates him and like he said "i love you" and then somebody was walking by and like heard it and though it was him and uhhh then he said i love you too lmao (the dude who said i love you is also a boy) so yeah

then when we have to pick a side, the teacher gave us a video to "refer" to and like uhh it was trumatizing and like there was this and that (chinese thing) the absent students (rong luo, manesha and daxton) are really lucky.. and one student was looking at the video with cavan lmao.. and thats the news for today so yeah!1!

absent people (1):
-jaishna

so today was like a really good day (for the people who did not like their seats) and a really bad day (for the people who did like their seats) uhhh like the seating arrangement changed! so here is the seating arrangement now.

https://gladosb5.pythonanywhere.com/uploads/gladus_09
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(not to scale)
yes this is a really bad design for me (the spaces are too small grr) but i guess this is how the story goes...

uhh i will add a absent list to every start of the news now
2 absent people:
1. rong luo
2. jaishna

so today in english class, the teacher was joking about the punishment [classified] and like uhhh [classified] went to the toilet and somebody found out that he was crying or eyes red and like so uhhh now people are calling the teacher a bully??? :shockedface: and the teacher said sorry to him so uhh yay11!! then in chinese class, the teacher started to talk about the balls thingy like dont throw balls so now she said there will be no more balls. so uhhh goodluck: jing xiang, vernon and moses.

so uhh whatsapp news time, so basically [classified] thinks that she's pregnant because uhhh yeah and like somebody listed out these names: top 6 list of baby names
1) [Content Deleted]
2) lee yoo-mi
3) lee na-yeon
4) gang nam-soon
5) se-jin
6) jo jae-mi

our generation is cooked :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire:
also she said it was prob constipation or something

so today at pe class [classified] peed herself?! like why so yeah then in english class, our english teacher ms. komal ask the uh yeah the students to stand up and say a homophone and towards the end, the students started saying the dirty minded words and after that, someone uh started to say the n world like why? and also [classified] made a sentence said "i need [classified] in the ass" like WHAT so somebody showed it to the teacher and like the teacher did not except it lol. then during english class a girl left the classroom because she got like the headache so i hope she feels better and also her mom say she busy so rip. then after english class ms.komal ask all the year 5&6 prefect to go outside. then during return time, [classified] said that [classified] and [classified] said wanted to touch him?? like why so i got the source from him so i dont really know if its true so yeah.

today, i said in class today that annabelle is a hot teacher (student teaching me) so somebody assume that he likes the girl, then during maths class ms. eunice was sleeping on the teacher's desk so ms eunice let us leave early since she is sick (she said 1!!!) so after that, lim jing xiang put the plush toy from mcd into a classmate's shirt. after that, lim jing xiang put the plush toy into a classmate's [censord] and [censord]. after that lim jing xiang wet the pushie and throw it at me and vernon. then after that daxton left and that was very sad.