Classroom News

absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick)
2. lucas (absent) (i alreayd told u this reason in the previous news)
homework:
1.MORE mandarin worksheets practice to DO.
2. malay translation
3. math review 1 and 2
4. english homework page 88 something
so today, everybody was shocked since there was a rumor of pe class not happening since it happened! because like we have to study. so basically everybody was happy, and then pe we had to run... RUNNING... it was tiring... and yeah then we played dodgebal and yeh. then in science class we had to go down to the art room and did science stuff that i forgot.. then in mandarin class we got homework (in the homework list you already saw) and yeah thats it and we got our old papers and some got low. very low. yeah. then in math class, the teacher did not come! so a replacement teacher came. and basically we just did our stuff like doing review 2 yeah... and we could do it in GROUPS! yay. anywyas after math class it was english class! so in english class we had to do english homework and the thing ya. then [b_classified] wrote a really gay essay continuation of that. here take a look:
And There was decorated flowers!, everything was decorated with roses and stuff, so i went down and saw that everything was decorated with flowers, roses and stuff! and then...
and he didnt finish it, i wanted to SEE what happened bro... anyways i would never know this if somebody didnt tell me lol... that was [b_classified] saying dont see!! and said "the essay is gay" so thats how i know its gay. then after that in tutorial somebody told me this:
so basically [g_classified] licked her hand, and guess what she did..... she SLAPPED her hand onto [b2_classified]'s TABLE?? and wiped it ALL OVER!!! and including her TABLE!!! and also [g_classified] doesnt wear socks. and also wiped it on the books that she wanted to read to flip through pages faster. dont really know how that works but i suggest to not touch books for this time being and only do it on the library books. hey! im just saying... and then this. is GAY. so basically somebody told me that [b_classified] and [b3_classified] was sitting close to each other. and then touching each other.....'s faces!!! THIS CLASSROOM AINT WEIRD.. prob.. anyways they were like touching each other's hands and faces like couples.. hey! im just saiyng... and yeah. then more gay stuff bruh. so [b2_classified] and [b4_classified] was sitting. and then [b4_classified] just went under [b2_classified]'s chair and yeha. that is gay. really really gay. and then uhh yeah. after that tutorial and tutorial break, it was malay! and we did malay exam. the lowest was 3/8 like how bruh its EIGHT QUESTIONS, unless if they guessed and didnt even try. like its so easy reading comprehension like u just get that word, match it with the 4 answers and if it matches then u win. so after that exam and i dont know what is the highest. and then in music class, THE TEACHER FROM 1083485 YEARS FINALYL CAME BACK!!! and we did guess the music, first was 2000-2024 and 2024-2025. and yeah. then [g_classified] said "lets do hand raising!" and i EXACTLY know why. remember this its important. cuz like when she raises the hand, its like the hand is near but below her head and then when the teacher counts from 3... 2... 1... and raise the hand then she gets A HEAD START!!! and thats why.. and like alot of people said "why she did that brufrhurfuhrghug" and yeah. anyways after that the return time was time and yeah this is the news for today! hopefully i provide alot more content tomorrow! hooray!1!!1

unrelated notes: the absent people will have approximately 20 homework due. good luck!

note to [b_classified] and [b3_classified] you have a crush on each other do not lie.. haha

absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sickkk)
2. lucas (absent) (for private reasons i cant share it due to it being disrespectful)
homework:
1. MORE chinese worksheet mauahhahaha (for absent people... R.I.P..)
so today, english class is first... so basically we revised about stuff yeah, then in math class teacher gave us homework so people just do it with their friends since the teacher allowed, (it was prob just talking..) and then in science class we did the food chain and food web sciecne page 47 to 51 i think workbook. then in mandarin class we did mandarin stuff like revised and the teacher gave us another worksheet.... and uhh yeah people just guessed it! and then in tutorial [g_classified] and [g2_classified] went behind a curtain and guess what did they did?......

the answer is (Content Deleted)! Do I know why? nope! and they did it for 10 times and plus two that. and everyone just opened the curtain like that and showed them what they were doing (also it was like pretend clapping) and yeah.... the integrity of our classroom's mental wellbeing is not currently good. oh! and in tutorial break, [g_classified] got the greensih transparent box and decides to smash it, along with some other students also, and in homeroom we did breathing execise but before that, the teacher told us something like this,
teacher: why you tell the year 1 that somehting ghost
then someone says something like
[b_classified]: uhh [b2_classified] kills people's grandmother / grandfather when they get angry and like [b3_classified] made [b2_classified] angry and then the next day, [b3_classified] saw that their grandmother kena... yeah its like the new rumor that started up (i forgot to state this in the previous news sorry) and then a few more classes, in science class the teacher told us about that and it went something like this:
teacher: you know, you should be careful of what you say in public, its fine to say in classroom, but not in public! because the year 1 to 3 could pick up on it and learn from you guys!
teacher: they look up to you!
a person: ok let me explain, so i told [b_classified] to NOT tell [year1b_classified] that ghost thing and after that [b_classified] decides to tell.
[b_classified]: ok so i told only the ghost part..... ok??... uhh... yeha...
teacher: bruh
and yeah like that! anyways the axcel program is about like creating a roller coaster and a group of 2 people and this is what i know from people's other roller coasters:
1. make an entrance where you have to run 100km and a person behind you chasing you with a chainsaw and if you die you have to pay... :skull: and then added [b4_classified]'s scary cart ride.
2. i forgot
and yeha thats it. anyways thats the news for today!1! ok goodbye!!! and i hope this news is long enough for you guys!
unrelated note: [b5_classified] made another news and someone told me the title was [year5g_classified] kissed [year5b_classified]???? and i EXACTLY KNOW WHO IS THAT! I EVEN KNOW WHO'S HIS CRUSH... muahHAHAhjAH Ok yeah. anyways good bye!!!

note to [b5_classified]: you are bisexual.

absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick)
2. shermaine (absent) (idk)
3. sam li (absent) (sick)
homework:
1. mandarin practice paper for exam thing
so today, in malay class it was malay. and the other people presented their projects since yesterday they couldn't due to time constraints. so they presented. and one of the group did the tung tung tung tung sahur and just showed an ai video of that creature dancing and like the product being advertised. and most of them got 20, and ONE GOT 17?? (it wasnt the tung tung tung sahur group) i dunno how but yeah one got 17... then in math class we learnt circumference and circles yehay heahhy... then in living skill we learnt how to sew! it was fun! and most people couldn't get their thread through their needles... then in english class the teacher wasnt angry this time (i think) and.. oh YEAH! i forgot yesterday someone said "emerson" to one of the students and most people just says emerson when a secondary student comes in... and yeah i just said that for no reason... anyways the teacher was having fun with the students, singing like crazy and of course... the tung tung tung SAHUR. its like a malaysian brainrot meme just search it up lolol... anyways after english class it was tutorial!!! and like [g_classified] and [g2_classified] was sitting next to each other talking to and like [g_classified] said something about [g2_classified] watching [Content Deleted] and it was crazyyyyyyyyyy and like idk?? why and why but why?? so why... anyways after that incident, it was mandarin, it was fine and we got homework... and somebody guessed all the practice paper answers bruh... atleast TRY!!!! and ofc they got all wrong except for [b_classified] and [b2_classified] for some reason... (not all correct just some correct) and yeah thats the news for today! stay soon for tomorrow's news!!!!

absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick)
ok so today we had assembly, it was about keeping chairs in the canteen and dont run... yeah and the teacher said year 1 kept the CHAIRS than YEAR 2 TO 6??? i think we are COOKED. anyways after that it was pe and it was playing dodgeball, no RUNNING!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!11!!?!?!?!?!? and then in mandarin class we learnt mandarin in malay class we did class presentationa about the project about advertising, im gonna use this group as an example, so the group comes up and showcases the kitkat and says good stuff about it!!! and goes down. yeah then in math class we learnt circumference yeah and circle and pi and like 3.14 and how 2 get it yeah. then after that in english class it was english class. and [b_classified] didnt pass up yet!! uh oh... and the teacher just said do it today or else... then after that during teaching she kept singing espresso from temu... and tung tung tung SAHUR... yeah then after english class it was tutorial!!! it was normal... then in axcel program we learnt about hari raya and yeah! it was fine. and we got to EAT FOOD AND CAKE ABOUT HARI RAYA!!! HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HRASOORA YHPPORAY HOORYA.... and then after food and food then we food. and yeah. and in 6 emerald someone said that [year5g_classified] kissed [b2_classified]... actually someone told me that he keeps on talking about her... and hes gay... and he also said he did the [Content Deleted] with [year5b_classified] which is considered [Content Deleted]....
unrelated notes: someone took 5 CAKES?? no that whole cake that sliced down thing.. im surprised that the teacher allowed trhat bruh like wow

absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick or someone said on vacation!!)
homework:
1. english workbook page 67
so today, nothing special really happened just normal learning and like its just like before the school holiday... except... (you prob read from the title) but... we GOT A NEW STUDENT!!! i mean it was expected when [g_classified] left and so [g_classified] joined the classroom!!! yeah thats it and the teacher welcomed her and like just how a new student gets treated. no bullying!!! i wonder how this school has no bullying... because most schools atleast got 1 bully. i think this school is special. yeah thats it for today ok bye guys!!! and got homework and we did revisions and yeah. one dude talked about reporting everyone in the class for some reason. bro got 10000 enemies

absent / semi-absent:
1. manesha (absent)
2. chun lin (absent)
3. annabelle (absent)
so today was a FUN day.. it was GAMES DAY! and i wanted to tell you all how it went. so basically everybody went to the primary hall and like the teachers make everyone do zooba.................... eh it was fun tho i think? and the games day helpers went to somewhere that i dont know so they lucky... then after zooba (no weird moves thank god) it was grouping time! and some group got like 6 members of year 1 and that sucks. then after grouping it was breakfast!1! so everyone went down to breakfast and like ate. then after that it was gaming time!!!! so basiclalty there was, action something, something something, something and the floor is lava. so basically the floor is lava is u have 2 get all of the BALLS and put the BALLS into the BALLS box and if the BALLS fall off then the TEACHER will put the BALLS back in then after that the action something you get a paper with an action thingy and like you do the action guessing what is it to the members of your group! then it was like something, so something like in the games hall (or pe hall) you had to kick the ball and like the ball will kick like this: (https://gladosb5.pythonanywhere.com/uploads/gladus_997c8dc1.png) and liek you have to put the ball into like the far part put it into the winners yah then like one group got like... i cant believe this but below 500 POINTS?? that is like BAD like ur not going to WIN?? and also one of the group got like one of the group members humping the leader... yeah i dont know WHY but yeah. then lik the something was like putting teamwork like walking with the strapped legs yeah... then that is it working yes yes yeah yeah yeah yeah eyah yeah and in lucnh there was curry, it was good yes!1!! curry curry nom nom nom.... and after hat it was prize giving. the winners are.. uhhhh i forgot anyways they also congratulated the games helpers which is like a form of getting paid so that is GOOD and the school is FINALLY paying people... then after that everyone just played board games until the end of the school. this is how the board games go, so basically there was exploding kittens, uno no MERCY!!! and like object if object color no no object get get grr and chess. one of the people who was playing chess kept laughing like a maniac. then after that it was fine. and thats it! this is how the story ends! also btw theres holiday for 2 weeks so i can finally have rest and enjoy my holiday!!! and yeah yeah... it was fun.. also during breakfast, [g_classified] gave [b_classified] cookies and like after [b_classified] eating it, he got like stomach ache... then [b2_classified] went to [g_classified] and said what was in the cookies and like [g_classified] said 1000KG of SUGAR??? yeah that is CRAZY... and yeah. [b2_classified] thinks that [g_classified] was joking. also btw i wont make the news page confusing. so i will name people like [b_classified] and [b2_classified] without resetting it... and i wont reveal names unless if i want to... yeah and thats the news for today it was fun!!! 2 weeks holiday yeah ok bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unrelated notes: too bad for the people who did not came to this very EPIC games day.

absent / semi-absent:
1. daxton (absent) (visitng furniral.)

so today, everybody SWITCHED SEATS again like the exam kind like this: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/view-large-exam-room-hall-examination-desks-tables-lined-up-rows-ready-students-high-school-to-come-sit-185423864.jpg

but NOT THAT MUCH anyways yeah thats it anyways, also in sceicne class it was fine. yeah anyways there is like homework like ALOT also [b_classified] and [b2_classified] was like sitting together then they pulled the curtains over them and like started to chat with each other, then [b3_classified] and the other people started to say their gay.. then [g_classified] also went into the thing and like everyone was like WOAHHHHHHH when [g_classified] went out of the curtain. also [b2_classified] wasnt in here... then [t_classified] said stop being romantic... yeah... ok goodbye thats it!! also im adding a new thing called updates, cannot meh??
unrelated notes: games day tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!! it will be FUN.
update: someonem posted porn again and said [b_classified] x [b2_classified]...... and im not censoring names... excpet for th images im censoring that

absent / semi-absent:
1. daxton (absent) (death of a grandparent.)
so today it was fine. so the only thing worth talking about was the seat changing. so basically. oh... i cant tell because privacy. just some girls changing seats. and i dont know why tho. and then like one of the girls like sat in 2 other boys... yeah that sucks i have sat in a seat with 2 other girls........... anyways its normal today i actually have nothing to talk about then one of the boys moving the table to like all the way leftwards because of one of the girls... yeah ok thats it ok bye
unrelated notes: nope

absent / semi-absent:
1. daxton (absent)
so today, after that HORRIBLE whatsapp group chat incident.
lets talk about today i honestly dont wanan talk about that incident, so we had like an assembly about like storybooks and stuff. then in pe class it was fine, it was a bit short since the teacher kept pushing the assembly. dodgeball, walking and all the stuff you see in pe class. after pe class it was mandarin class! it was fine. in malay class it was better!!! so in malay class everybody went down to the art class and we had to do a project thing like advertise our product to people and stuff using canva slides. and then after that everyone watched people's ict submittions and its mainly becuase the teacher didnt see the submitiions before-hand. then like yeah we saw submittions and there was this one kid (who left the school) and with another kid who left the school. it said "in school u can open doors" and like some people laughed yeah im putting the videos in the archive... section. then after malay class, in math class it was finally not math project (some people sad becuase no math project and i think it was because they cant talk to each other anymore) and like it was about angles and like revision. after math class, it was english class we did october 2021 past exam paper 1 non fiction and yeah. in tutorial nothing really happend, in tutorial break [b_classified] brought out an ENTIRE DIY CLAW MACHINE from math project and it was pretty cool! and like they had to fix it becuase it was falling apart. unfortunately they didnt want to bring for axcel charity blaza becuase they have to like create a new one sadly.. after tutorial im skipping all these classes since it was boring until axcel program, the year 1 isnt included because idk?? then year 2 - 6 went down and like did a poster thing like create poster and gives snack to whoever won (5 winners for us since [t_classified] donated us yayaya) so yeah i cant list the winners since.. privacy you know? then like people made very cool submittions like "WASH YOURSLEF NOW" and "do not POO on the floor" and etc. and i think that is the news for today! i hope i gave yall enough content for today. ok bye bye!! more content tomorrow i hope..............
unrelated notes: somebody vomitted on the ground in return time and it was a year 1 to 3 i honestly dont know. the kakak clean it up so i think the kakak should be getting paid for this like 30 ringgit / hour i hope... anyways yeah.

absent / semi-absent:
1. manesha (absent)

homework:
1. science copy from check your process on rocks to practical book eys yes
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: I WROTE THE PREVIOUS NEWS BEFORE THIS NEWS. just an important UPDATE. here
ok so what the HELL is wrong with you GUYS. the TEXT MESSAGES will be in archive. the problem is i CANNOT include the pictures AND I DONT WANT TO INCLUDE THE PICUTRES because it has porn. yes LITERAL PORN IN IT!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW THEY GOT THIS BUT YES LITERALLY. i will only include the text messages that are very weird but not too weird.
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so today in math class it was still somehow about math project since everyone didnt do the math book yet and yeah. then in ict class, let me tell you about the punishment if you didnt do the chinese writing book correctly. so basically if you got wrong in the chinese writing book then you have to come down with your stationary and get the answers from there and copy it down to ur writing book. then your only allowed to go to ict. idk what happens if you didnt do both or didnt sign the student journal. after that in science class it was fine and you have like until thursday to copy down ur homework yeah. then in english class it was like the teacher was mad again, so basically someone did NOT do their homework and then the teacher just handed them back the homework and dissapointed.. because the essay was empty! then after that the teacher wasnt like very mad but idk everybody got quiet so i dont know what happened. then in tutorial, it was normal and in break time it was ALSO normal (surprisingly) and in the art class we did the automatic paper roll moving thing and mostly everyone did it. it was fun. then in mandarin class it was normal. then in return time. it was fine. there was so much FINE in FINE because of BORINGNESS yes. anywyas yeah and also in some classes i heard someone saying "ok mommy" in the classroom. and someone told me it was to the prefect that said "QUIEHHT!!!" and "PLese DO no no nothing about no throwing its just dumb" and yeah. anyways yeah and yeah. and like yeah. ok yeah and it was fine yeah and yeah.

unrelated notes: none

Homework:
1. Science check ur progress thing

ok so in pe the teachers gave everyone a choice like got the ping pong ball or the PE dodgeball. surprisingly a lot of people chose the ping pong ball! and then in dodgeball, the teams was seriously understaffed so yeah. other then that it was fine. then in science class... I forgot some parts only.. but I know for a fact that we went to the art room and did some like checking answers thing and the teacher warned us that homework 7 (presenting the rock cycle) need to do or no homework mark and she didn't give us the presentation thing yeah, then in Chinese class, it was fine. then math class, it was the final day of the project! and it went well I think... I will catch up with this in tutorial break or tutorial. anyways after math class and some people didn't finish and the teacher actually said to submit today! so that sucks and the teacher said present next Monday so yeah. then in English class the teacher treated the class like an exam... so basically first thing was like she seperated the tables and like ohhh yeah everyone here got like a past year book like all of the examns from 2018 - 2024!!! and it. Was. Not. Huge it's like a size of your palm horizontally. and then she made us do paper 2 fiction questions and also the exam essay thing and everybody had to do... MINIMUM FIVE PARAGRAPHS!!! I mean it's about a girl breaking a brooma ND Ms cakkle the princinblr angi and ya... tutorial is boring I'm skipping that... then in tutorial break there was drama! so [t_classified] and these two groups of boys. group 1 and group 2 got drama so basically group 2 snitched on group 1 on bringing the project back home which was strictly forbidden! and then group 1 did a MASSIVE GOLDEN UNK REVERSE CARD??? and then group 2 got cooked. the way how he did it was like group 2 THREW a blade cutter thing you know, ACROSS THE ROOM!!! luckily nobody got hurt or died and then the teacher was like oh my god and everyone heard the teacher scolding outside of the classroom. absolute cinema. after that very cool drama, in malay the teacher made us do a "pre-test" to make us prepare for the test and the teacher was giving us questions for the test on a paper so I hope at least some of us pass the test part one and the checkpoint. then somebody just guessed all of the answers... yeah I have a feeling someone isn't going to get at least 2 marks... Then, the music class was actually good! we actually learnt about music and stuff and then like so basically the teacher open youtube video and like showed us the i forgot thing and like we did like do re mi fa so la mi ti do yes yes and yes and also got the face iidnt what that means yeah anywyas after that very yes music class thats it ok bye bye have fun and also DO. YOUR. HOMEWORK! ok bye bye and have a nice or fun day!! also btw no school tomorrow (duh) ok bye.

so today, was… i can say… a normal day in axcel, it could be different on other schools. So basically In english class, the teacher finally didnt get mad at us I think idk, then in math class we still did math project but it was the final day! Then in science class we did not get an opportunity to do the rock cycle we did the homework checking thing and checked pages 37 to 45. then in mandarin class it was fine, in tutorial it was also fine some people did the project and some people didnt do the project (prob because they already finished) and then in tutorial break it was fine, then axcel program and it was CHAOTIC like so the teachers presented the axcel program and its about having good hygiene and then we had to do like make a cleaning thing from using the household items. and everyone did it in their each classrooms. and then… [b_classified] and [b2_classified] ALSO tasted the soap thing and they said it was delicous..? So when they get absent now you know who was it. and everywhere was messy and luckly we have a janitor to help us so thank you janitor!! also somebody told me about [b_classified] and [g_classified] being boyfriend and girlfriend and stuff like that so axcel is crazyyyy… anyways this is the news for today and goodbye!!!

Unrelated notes: none sadly…